I’ve always just accepted that Phil Kearns was the worlds greatest Tahs Supporter, but now I’m not so sure.

Times tipping the Tahs in ’08
Moses: 13
Kearns: 12

Number of Waratahs websites started
Moses: 1
Kearns: 0

How you’re spending the week leading up to the Super 14 final
ThursdayMoses: Posting pro-Tahs articles on the Internet, putting shit on the Reds and Force
Kearns: Humpty Dumpty Good Egg Luncheon

Friday
Moses: Flying to Christchurch, arriving at midnight and going to hostel to hit the piss
Kearns: Balmoral Burn Sponsors Dinner

Saturday 6th September
Moses: Following the mighty NSW Waratahs into hostile territory to help them overcome the evil Crusaders of Cantebury
Kearns: Humpty Dumpty Ball

Sunday 7th September
Moses: Flying back to Sydney on my wife’s birthday to try and make a Tahs welcome back day.
Kearns: Walking up a hill

Waratahs biggest fan? You decide.