I’ve always maintained that Melbourne is a shíthole, and here’s one more reason.

The greatest bowler of all time has to give way to a freaking tram. Seriously, get your priorities right. When Warney comes to Sydney he gets a police escort so needn’t worry about stopping for traffic lights, trams, trains, busses or even pedestrians.

One day I’m going to circumnavigate Australia while taking a clear path around Melbourne. That’d be sweeeet.