the mighty Tahs in 6 word descriptions

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The 6 word descriptions are taking over the Cricket Blogosphere, I thought I’d introduce the Rugby world to the phenonamon. I don’t know who started the trend, however the first I saw it was by his Suaveness over at Republic Cricket.

Without further ado:

Matt Dunning - Will always be Andy Sheridan’s bitch
Tatafu Polota-Nau – Holds up scrum on his own
Adam Freier - On the bench now Tatafu throws straight
Benn Robinson - Good beard, great prop, lame numberplate

Daniel Vickerman - Saffer, Aussie, Pom, cheers for memories
Will Caldwell - Last lock standing, ladies love Will

Dean Mumm - was a lock now a flanker
Rocky Elsom - Please don’t leave us next year
Phil Waugh - is our leader, resistance is futile
Beau Robinson - Jerry Collins is his bitch, Hard
Wycliffe Palu - Out of gaol now, massive unit
David Lyons - Could become most capped Waratah ever

Luke Burgess - speaks real posh, danced round Rokocoko
Brett Sheehan - Angry midget, quite slow to breakdown
Josh Valentine - can’t hold bench spot, heading west

Kurtley Beale - Drink and Drive, Catch the Bus
Daniel Halangahu - Second Five Eigth, can’t turn left

Tom Carter – Solid defence, could move for Hangers
Timana Tahu - Good Hands, Breaks line and hamstring
Ben Jacobs - More injuries than bloody Shane Watson
Rob Horne - Bloody fast, great name, future Wallaby
Lote Tuqiri - Doesn’t like SNK or Hewat, Loaded
Lachie Turner - Is he blonde or a gingah?
Sam Norton-Knight - Finally a fullback who can kick

Ewen McKenzie - Sacked mid season, Off to France
Todd Louden - Taught Bulls how to score tries

4 thoughts on “the mighty Tahs in 6 word descriptions”

  1. I like it Moses!

    Matt Dunning’s is right on the money. to be fair, I think most people end up being Andy Sheridan’s bitch.

    If he wants you, you’re his.

  2. suave! I have been blessed, is this your first comment here?

    That’s a fair 6 word summary for Sheridan – If he wants you, you’re his.

    or possibly – ate Matt Dunning, tasted like donut

  3. Do you know, i think it probably is!

    Glad to be here, old bean!

    I’ve added you to my RSS reader, so now I get a reminder when you post.

    Mate, that’s got me hankering after a donut.. Lucky it’s breakfast time here!

  4. Thought about one for the Reds. “Thought we could win, decided no.” Or, “Came back from nowhere, stayed there”.