Johnno Magic

First of all, let me start my saying that Mitchell Johnson was a shít bowler when he was a Queenslander. Now that he’s a Western Australian however, he’s freaking awesome, and it’s ok to have “movement at the station” when he bowls a particularly good spell.

Such as the one he just bowled. Genuine pace, swing, smarts, and a boner south of the equator. One of the best spells I’ve ever seen. Here’s some quotes from the cricinfo coverage:

6.55 pm: Ten overs ago, South Africa were cruising on 234 for 3 with de Villiers and Kallis batting with ease. They were picking off the singles, hitting the bad balls for four, and gradually reducing the distance to Australia’s total of 375. Then Ricky Ponting threw the ball to Johnson and everything changed.

Johnson’s last spell today was 5 overs, 2 maidens, 5/5. His overall figures are 7/42! He’ll open with the first over tomorrow morning, and with Steyn on strike and Boucher at the non-strikers end, he’s odds on to improve on these already amazing figures. Here’s some footage of the wickets so far

Mitchell Johnson – Best figures as a Queenslander: 5/39
Best figures as a Western Australian: 7/42 and still going!

He’s given Australia a superb advantage in this game, we’re looking at a solid 100+ first innings lead when an hour ago South Africa would have thought they’d be taking a lead.

Mind you, in the pub 90 minutes ago and some bloke said “Saffas are 3/180, we were 3/15″. My reply: “at least our tail can bat”

Ellyse Perry Highlights and Interview

Ellyse Perry is just 18 years old and finished high school this year. She also represents Australia in both Soccer and much more importantly Cricket.

Here’s some highlights of her in the T20 game that was a curtain raiser to an Aussie Mens match a the MCG in front of 90,000 fans. What I like the most about Elysse is that she makes England look shíthouse. Completely and utterly shíthouse. Top effort.

Does crying make you gay?

According to the rules of manhood, it’s ok for a man to cry in the following circumstances

  • grief
  • severe pain

I don’t see maiden test wicket on the list, even if it is the great Sachin Tendulkar.

If you want to go all snag then stay in bloody Melbourne with the other nancy Victorians. Can you imagine had Lillie or Thomson started bawling after making a breakthrough? I think not.

Maori Haka vs Aboriginal War Cry

You’d be forgiven for not knowing that there’s a Rugby League World Cup on at the moment, as it’s a pretty crap sport and they’re not showing it live on TV!

Anyways, there was an exhibition game between an Australian Indidenous team and a NZ Maori team. The players are all pretty young as the good ones are playing in the RLWC proper, however the footage here is from the war cry’s to open their match.

Pretty intense and as far as replies to the Haka go it’s better than waltzing matilda!