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Hayden “retires”. About bloody time!

Posted on January 13, 2009 by Moses

Thank fúck, the selectors have finally given Hayden a subtle uppercut and he’s “retired”. Sure it would have been better had Hayden retired after the Melbourne failure thus allowing his replacement the luxury of a home debut, alas that has … Continue reading →

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Let us rejoice

Posted on January 8, 2009 by Moses

Australians all let us rejoice For Matthew Hayden’s out Selectors finally grew some balls And dropped the prick with gout Remember when our openers Could see off the new ball Or were young enough that they could see The cricket … Continue reading →

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Matthew Hayden fails, Again!

Posted on January 4, 2009 by Moses

When it’s time to go, it’s really time to go. Perhaps beaten for pace in this case, Matty never looks close to playing this ball with a straight bat and instead offers this half-àrsed swipe while timidly backing away with … Continue reading →

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Hayden’s Legacy

Posted on December 29, 2008 by Moses

Surely he’ll be pushed into retirement now, he’s f’ucked his legacy and will be forever remembered as clinging onto past accomplishments to cover up present failures. Here’s a picture of his latest failure, top knock Haydo’s – remember a collapse … Continue reading →

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Perth Test Player Ratings and Reviews

Posted on December 22, 2008 by Moses

Matthew Hayden -15/10 – So completely and utterly shít that he destroys my “out of 10 scale” before it’s even begun. Useless fat bástard should have gone out on top in 2006, he’s surely only in it for the money … Continue reading →

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