Warney’s upset because he wasn’t asked before an unauthorised Musical was made in his name.

Leg Break articulates nicely Warne’s frustration at this

An unauthorised film would be OK, even an unauthorised play.

But a fúcking musical??

That’s just gay.

Which got me thinking, Which products and services would benefit from the unauthorised use of Warney’s name?

• Shane Warne the Brothel
• Given Warne’s love for playboy undies (not only pictured in News of the World, Gilly also claims he took them along to Buchanan’s boot camp) playboy could release some undies with Warney’s head on them. A caption on the back could say “Bowled Shane”
• Shane Warne the Gigolo
• The Wiley Warney line of sèx toys
• Melbourne to improve it’s image reborn as Warnetown
• Winny Reds to be re-branded as Warney Reds
• The Warne academy for bowling and throwing, run by Scott Muller
• Merlin, the leg spinning machine the Poms built to overcome Warney (yep that worked) can now be called Shane
• Warney’s Dirty SexMS