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3rd ODI – Australia vs Seth Efrika

January 23rd, 2009

Going into the third game at 1-1 and you’d be forgiven for thinking we’ve got a series on our hands here. Both matches have been decided in the final over from these two very evenly matched sides.

Australia

Our bowling lineup looks at it’s strongest so far in the series with Shaun Tait and Mitchell Johnson playing together at last. Mitchell’s troubled the Saffas more than any other bowler on this tour so having him back after a rest will be a big bonus.

Hilfenhaus has shown some of the potential that I keep talking up this series, and bowled a heap of garbage too. He and Ryan Harris have been dropped for tomorrow’s game to make room for Tait and Johnson. I’d really like to see ‘Dirty’ Dirk Nannes given a shot, preferably in a way that forces him to miss tomorrow night’s Twenty20 final at the SCG ;)

Shaun Marsh has blasted off the cobwebs of his sub-par domestic season with 78 and 79, here’s to a century from the Son of Swampy. The only question remaining in our lineup is which Queenslander to not play at number 8. Here’s hoping my boy Dave Warner starts middling them again tonight, if not can we have him back for tomorrow?

South Africa

Johan Botha throws like a girl, and his action is dodgy as hell but at least the teams over rate is improving. AB ‘c’ DeVilliers should be be getting back on the horse that threw him, look for Ricky to bring Tait on as soon as he’s in. The overly hyped Vaughn van Jaarsveld has been dropped, much like the multiple chances that have fallen through his hands and snuck past his bat.

We’re still looking for a way to negate JP Duminy, hopefully Tait can maim him as I just can’t see us getting him out the old fashioned way.

Free Stuff

If you’re going to the match tonight, hold on to your ticket as it’ll work at Homebush for the Twenty20 final tomorrow as well. We’re hoping to take the record for highest attendance at a domestic Twenty20 game from the Vics in addition to the Big Bash Trophy, so giving tickets away seemed like a good plan. To be honest I reckon they should give all tickets away and make cash off food/drink/merchandise, or charge a token amount to get the bums on seats. Still, $20 aint too bad..

The Teams

Australia 1 Shaun Marsh, 2 David Warner, 3 Ricky Ponting (capt), 4 Michael Hussey, 5 David Hussey, 6 Cameron White, 7 Brad Haddin (wk), 8 James Hopes/Nathan Hauritz, 9 Mitchell Johnson, 10 Nathan Bracken, 11 Shaun Tait.

South Africa (possible) 1 Herschelle Gibbs, 2 Hashim Amla, 3 Jacques Kallis, 4 AB de Villiers, 5 JP Duminy, 6 Neil McKenzie, 7 Mark Boucher (wk), 8 Albie Morkel, 9 Johan Botha (capt), 10 Dale Steyn/Morne Morkel, 11 Makhaya Ntini.

Diplomatic Immunity

January 20th, 2009

lethal-weapon-2 The word “Kaffir” originates from the Arabic “Kafir” which means infidel on unbeliever. The Arabic traders of the 16th century in the area of South Africa used it to refer to the surrounding tribes, that were not Muslim. The Boers picked up the word and started using it as a racial slur against blacks, and over time it became particularly offensive.

So some 22 year old Tasmanian díckhead calls Morne Morkel by this name. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense given that Morne is in fact white, however he’s obviously wanted to cause maximum offence so yells it out in Morne’s direction.

Unfortunately for the dumbárse Morne doesn’t hear it, however a cop does and promptly arrests him. Now he’s off to court facing charges of using offensive language. The maximum penalty for Offensive Conduct is a $660.00 fine or imprisonment for 3 months and for Offensive Language a $660.00 fine.

What’s the world coming too when you can’t go quoting Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon 2? Any of these quotations would be enough to land you in some pretty hot water

Don’t you go being a smart kaffir.

They’ve been… de-kaffir-nated.

Just get out of here, Kaffir-lover!

Over rates and fricking laser beams

January 15th, 2009

Reformed Chucker

Reformed Chucker

Reformed chucker and Saffa captain Johan Botha has been fined 10% of his match fee for poor over rates. Apparently he struggled to gain the attention of fielders, but they’ve since been introduced so the process will be smoother in the One Day series. Here’s a recent picture of Johan showing off his remodelled action and dead straight elbow.

In other news, Bogan Queenslanders have made headlines after last nights T20 match by shining bloody bright lasers at South African fielders as they go for catches. The lasers are visible on the TV coverage, and if I can find the footage I’ll stick it up here later.

The story however is the reaction from the South African’s with regard to what could be called blatant cheating from members of the crowd. What a refreshing contrast their attitude makes after the precious Indians who toured this time last year. I truly wish the Baggy Greens will behave with the dignity shown by the Saffas on this tour when we head to their backyard.

“There was a green flash and it was pretty bright and the light seemed to be pointing towards me,” “I am not making any excuses, I think it was a pretty valiant effort to take the catch. I wouldn’t have caught it anyway. – Wayne Parnell, the laser victim

“It didn’t make any difference in terms of the catch”, “It didn’t make any difference in terms of the result.” “We are confident CA will be sorting that type of stuff out. It’s a small issue and we’re not going to make a huge song and dance about it. We’re just here to play cricket. We don’t want to get involved in too many off-field side-shows.” – Micky Arthur, Saffa Coach

I hate it when I’m right

January 12th, 2009

David Warner

David Warner

I hate it when I’m right. No, not hate… what’s that other word? Love. Yeah. That’s it. I love it when I’m right.

This fucking rocks! David Warner, what a superb debut. There was only one Australian who didn’t enjoy that innings last night, and with 89 off 43 balls it’d be pretty tough for the selectors to not add Dave to the ODI squad now, as I suggested over at Well Pitched on Friday.

The highlight for me was his first ball facing Dale Steyn, knowing this guy is rated as the best quick on earth so he paddles a six over fine leg. Next ball, now that he’s got his eye in, he tonks him over mid wicket for another 6!

Warner faced just 1/4 of the balls bowled to Australia to score 1/2 the runs, this in a team of his childhood heros who he wanted to get autographs from in the changerooms.

Well that’s enough gloating for now, I can’t wait till the second T20 on Tuesday in Brisbane – one scary thought for South Africans is the ball that Warner was eventually caught off in Melbourne at deep long on would have gone for another 6 at the Gabba!

One thing that could be interesting later this year is the IPL as Dave has signed with the Delhi Daredevils and will open the batting with Virender Sehwag – hopefully Sehwag can teach him some restraint!

The Harris Factor

December 18th, 2008

Harris doesn’t look the greatest bowler in the world, however the Rhodesian born off-spinner now has 49 Test Wickets and amongst them are some names that would make Cameron White cry.

The guy is stock standard left-arm orthodox bowler, and from watching him I can’t help but feel he does not deserve to carry the scalps of the best players of spin in the modern game, such as

  • K Pietersen (twice), once on 94
  • V Sehwag (twice)
  • S Ganguly
  • Inzamam-ul-Haq
  • VVS Laxman
  • MS Dhoni
  • CH Gayle
  • SR Tendulkar
  • Yuvraj Singh
  • MJ Clarke
  • A Symonds

Some bloke on the radio yesterday presented a workable theory on the Harris Factor. Apparently the guy is a complete wánker. Whether he learnt this strategy from Harbajahn or is a total knob jockey at heart I’m not sure, but giving the ball to the biggest prick in the team and letting him loose seems to be reaping dividends.

Mind you, it’s no small feat out-árseholing Smith, Kallis, and Nel, but apparently it’s his unique combination of lacking variation and skill mixed with his constant appeals as if to suggest to the batsmen that he could get you out at any time that has the worlds best batsmen drowning in honey.

His stats back this up as well, with 70% of his victims being caught in the field believing that they could hit this annoying piece of saffa shít into next week.

Paul Harris method of dismissal

Paul Harris method of dismissal

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