Posts Tagged ‘New Zealand’

Moises in, Warner back

February 11th, 2009

moisesMy Portuguese cousin Moises Henriques has been called up for the single Twenty20 match against New Zealand! He’ll make his debut for Australia in Sunday’s match at the SCG.

Curiously the selectors have waited for his form to wane before selecting him, in this years (victorious!) Twenty20 campaign he scored 62 at 12.4 and took 3 wickets at 40.33. His one innings of note was 42 off 25 when he opened against Tasmania.

  • v QLD – 3(4) and 4 overs 2/26

  • v WA – 9*(5) and 2 overs 0/14
  • v SA – 6(6) and 3 overs 0/27
  • v TAS – 42(25) and 2 overs 1/24
  • v VIC – 1(4) and DNB
  • v VIC – 1(9) and 3 overs 1/30

Whatever, he’s made the cut and I fully support the inclusion of more young players from Australia’s best domestic Twenty20 team. An added bonus is his name is so similar to my own that it’s almost as if I’m playing for Australia, just look for the drunk, overweight and unfit guy (no, not Jesse Ryder) on Sunday.

Aussie Squad for Twenty20 on Sunday

Michael Clarke (c) – NSW , 27
Brad Haddin (vc) – NSW , 31
Nathan Bracken – NSW , 31
Callum Ferguson – SA , 24
Moises Henriques – NSW , 22
Ben Hilfenhaus – TAS , 25
James Hopes – QLD , 30
David Hussey – VIC , 31
Mitchell Johnson – WA , 27
Peter Siddle – VIC , 24
Adam Voges – WA , 29
David Warner – NSW , 22
Cameron White – VIC , 25

Hussey and Ponting have been “rested”, I suspect Rick’s never played a T20 against New Zealand.

They’ve name a 13 man squad, which is a bit rude for the one discarded player who’ll also miss this round of the Sheffield Shield. Hopefully they’ll give him a bucket to collect donations.

Brad Haddin Cheating – Video

February 2nd, 2009

Just saw the footage of this on Inside Cricket, pretty shocking work behind the stumps from Haddin.

Had we won this game, it could have been up there with the underarm ball and another 25 years of Kiwi’s being bitter could be enjoyed by all. Nice.

New Zealand Dis-Envowelled by Johnson

November 21st, 2008

Johnson took a fourfer

Johnson took a fourfer

Looks like there’s some life in this wicket, with Mitchell Johnson again being our best bowler as EnZed are dismissed for 156. Proving the wicket was good for all the quicks Lee, Clark and Watson were all able to add 2 wickets to their career totals.

Regular wickets from the Baggy Greens choked the kiwi’s of any momentum, their highest partnership being 35 between Taylor (40) and Flynn (39*).

Daniel Flynn was still there at the end, which is likely what he was hoping for. How else would you explain taking a single off the first ball of a Stuart Clark over when super-bunny Chris Martin is at the other end?

The Aussies take a 58 run 1st innings lead and will look to improve on their first innings effort, and with more favourable conditions they certainly should. At this stage the low and slow scoring match looks typical of the Gabba this year, and will likely be over by day 3!

Tea’s been taken early in the innings break so we’ll be looking at a long third session. Perhaps we’ll go off if it starts to piss down again, unlike last night when Clarke was dismissed in the rain.

No heroics please Hayden and Katich – you both owe me from píss-poor scores in my fantasy league from the first innings.

Batting for a draw

March 6th, 2008

Geoffory Boycott must be very proud that The England have adopted his “Can’t win, don’t try” philosophy.

After New Zealand put on a hard fought 470 at a brisk 3.6 rpo in their first innings, The England came out and started batting for a draw.

The England managed in their 41 over first day stint to amass a total of 89 runs. They’ve made up for that exuberance today however, succeeding in slowing down their scoring rate to 1.6 over the last 10 overs.

It’s worth remembering that this enzed attack is minus their spearhead Shane Bond, leaving a fine collection of medium paced all-rounders and off spinners. Plus they’re playing in Hamilton, the ground which is so large it can hold up to 10,000 spectators. Those boundaries must be HUGE.

As I write this Vaughan has departed which brings saffa skunk to the crease, hopefully he’ll stir things up a bit.

The Kiwi’s are singing in the rain

December 16th, 2007

The Kiwi’s have gained the perfect result in the second ODI with the match being rained out.

Consider the alternatives:

  • Australia Win, series is 2-0 and kiwi’s go home chappel-hadless
  • New Zealand Win, series is 1-1 and sets up a decider for the final match. Australia would go into game three treating it as a final, just ask India or Sri Lanka what happens when we apply ourselves in finals.

    The third outcome of the match being rained out is by far the best option for enzed. That they looked hapless with the bat and crumbled to 3/f’uckall is even better.

    They now go into the final game with the trophy still alive. To retain the trophy they had to win in Hobart regardless, now Australia will have their guard down, and despite talk of how much this series means to us we’ve gone and rested Gilly for the final.

    The game is in Hobart which will probably suit the choice bro’s style, small boundaries and decent pitch for their plethora of medium pacers. Vettori will be a handfull, and if Flemming or McCullum choose this day to fire they’ll be saying “sweet as” for another 12 months as our cabinet is 1 from full.

    Sure they’re down on momentum, but really what is that in a 50 over game anyway? For me it’s just a buzzword that Buchanan used to make the opposition feel inferior, and one he often used cause Australia always seem to have it!

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