Angry Queenslander can fúck off

1. Simon Katich (c)

2. Phillip Hughes
3. Ricky Ponting
4. Michael Clarke
5. Michael Hussey (vc)
6. Andrew Symonds [needs big runs]
7. Brad Haddin
8. Mitchell Johnson [strike bowler - gets new ball and first massage]
9. Jason Krejza
10. Brett Lee [on a stern warning]
11. Peter Siddle
12. Doug Bollinger

However, I fully expect they’ll completely ignore the Moses XI and trust their instincts of picking out of form has beens with

1. Matthew Hayden

2. Simon Katich
3. Ricky Ponting (c)
4. Michael Hussey
5. Michael Clarke (vc)
6. Andrew Symonds
7. Brad Haddin
8. Jason Krejza
9. Brett Lee
10. Mitchell Johnson
11. and a Siddle in a pear tree