With the imminent departure of URL McKenzie, it’s time for us to put together the dream team of NSW Rugby Coaching Excellence.
Waratah Jesus has thrown his hat into the ring, and with some divine inspiration he may yet make Laurie Fisher seem conservative at post match interviews.
Les Kiss is staying due to his cool name. Alfi Mafi is to have his name changed by deed poll to Ralph Malph. Shouldn’t cost much as $50′s the going rate for a vowel and we’re selling two.
Timana Tahu will recognise his Maori ancestry and return to spelling his name Tah’u.
Campo is coming home as Media Manager and Tah Man trainer. We’ll see that quad bike put into some space before the end of the season. Eddie Jones will be retained as team clown.
Australia’s most capped prop will be retiring to make way for someone who can hold up a scrum. Dunning will be put on a donut and taxi diet. We’ll also be ramping up his corporate presence in recognition of his cult status with the blue bloods.
Sagerian will be working promotions with the Fleet Girls. He’ll also be taking on the important role of team guinness taster.
Chook will be the team Yoga instuctor. A well stretched team performs well on the field.
Lizz will become Sharon’s understudy. Woop Woop.
Peter Hughes will be elected Chairman of the board with the mission to keep it real.
Mattyj can retain his spot as president of Beauwatch.
Lexington is taking the position of motivational coach for Will.
UK Talent Scout: greenandgoldrugby with eke as his understudy. g is too lazy to hold down a position.
Costa Lote is going to be given the arse for being a whinging bitch. The 3 million we save is to be split between Rocky, Aussie Dan, and someone who can kick. Cameron Shepherd is top of my list.