Posts Tagged ‘gabba’

NSW vs QLD must win outright!

February 26th, 2009

blues Can the mighty Blues grab an upset win in New Texas?

Check out StateCricket.com for updates from this must win outright Shield match at the Gabba.

Happy Phillip Hughes Day!

Stars denied leave as Big Bash heats up

January 20th, 2009

Man Cry

Man Cry

This evening will see Victoria and Queensland fight it out at the Gabba in a high stakes elimination final T20 match. The winner will not only gain entry to the lucrative world club championship, but also the privilege of a Twenty20 lesson from the top dog in Australian domestic Twenty20 cricket at the SCG on Sunday.

The Victorians are píssed off, as having their top players unavailable due to national service is a new problem for them. Now they’ll have to go without the services of Cameron White and David Hussey, who have a ODI on Friday and need their beauty sleep. There is no factual basis to reports that Cameron White Cried, again, at hearing the news, though it does sound likely.

Ryan Harris has been dropped from the national squad so will be available for Queensland, however they’ve replaced him with Mitchell Johnson so that’s probably worse for the New Texas Bulls, who’ll also be missing James Hopes.

CA have also denied requests for the players to be available of for the final, so NSW will be missing David Warner, Michael Clarke, Nathan Bracken, Brad Haddin and Nathan Hauritz.

This could well end up a good experience, as Michael Hussey is keen to explain IPL loyalties come before the state that bought you up, so depending on which IPL teams make the club championship any Australian side could be without their stars when the big bucks are on offer.

Victoria squad: Brad Hodge (capt), Aiden Blizzard, Rob Quiney, Aaron Finch, Andrew McDonald, Matthew Wade, Adam Crosthwaite (wk), Damien Wright, Shane Harwood, Jon Holland, Bryce McGain, Dirk Nannes.

Queensland squad: Chris Simpson (capt), Wade Townsend, Ryan Broad, Lee Carseldine, Nathan Reardon, Glen Batticciotto, Craig Philipson, Chris Hartley (wk), Ryan Harris, Nathan Rimmington, Ben Cutting, Alister McDermott, Ben Laughlin.

Footage of the Gabba Laser Fúcktard

January 15th, 2009

Here’s the footage of the dumbarse redneck Queenslander who shined his laser into Wayne Parnell’s eyes as he was going for a catch on Tuesday night. I show it initially in context, then slow it down on the laser footage..

It’s most definately a green laser of the sort intended for use by astronomers wishing to point out constellations of note.

Very poor form from one of New Texas’ finest, if he was trying to influence the result then he should have done it when Dave Hussey skied one earlier, not when we needed 13 off 14!

The story in the papers tonight is that the guilty party faces a fine of up to $8,000 and they’re calling out for any members of the crowd who saw him to call Crimestoppers.

Jesse’s mum has got it going on

November 21st, 2008

Jesse Ryder

Jesse Ryder

What an inspiration it is to see the rotund kiwi waddling in to bowl, he’s twice the man I am, maybe even more. So with this new found Ryder inspired bowling ethos I’ll be rolling the arm over for NSCC 3rd grade reserve at some oval in St Ives, can already feel the pain.

Great start to the Trevor-Barry trophy by the Kiwi’s, they did exactly what they needed to do with tight bowling, movement in the air and intelligent captaincy. They’re lucky to have not lost a wicket in the 5 overs of batting last night and full credit to them. Sounds like it’ll be a minefield out there with a fired up Lee and Clark probing away.

EnZed are most definately in a commanding position in this test, however they’ll need to talk with the bat today and make it count. The Gabba has really favoured the bowlers this year, here’s the two Sheffield Scorecards and putting the Aussie performance in this context 214 isn’t looking terrible.

QLD vs TAS
October 10-12
QLD 236
Tas 106
QLD 62
Tas 144

Queensland vs Victoria
October 21-23
QLD 245
Vic 353
QLD 150
Vic 45*

A mixed day for my fantasy team the ‘Overhand Underarmers’, despite a very poor start thanks to Hayden and Katich, they were at least dismissed by Tim Southee who also made the cut. My fantasy captain Michael Clarke chipped in with a dominant 98 before my tubby fantasy mascot Jesse Ryder took his second wicket.

Best Crowd Dive Ever?

November 15th, 2008

This is from last night’s T20 match in Brisbane, and had it gone to hand it would have been the best crowd catch I’ve ever seen.

He could have been a hero, but now he’s just got bruised ribs and a hangover. Guess they were selling full strength beer at the GABBA to work up the dutch courage for this effort. One thing is for certain, it shi’ts all over Sagerians piss-poor effort of catching a conversion at the rugby last year…

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