Slaying Demons on the Delhi Road

Katich Beard's a Hatrick

Katich Beard's a Hatrick

I’m off to Cairns for the next 10 days so it’s unlikely that I’ll blog in that time. So to fill the gap I’ll bring out the crystal ball to predict the remainder of this test.

Day 3 in Delhi will be a day of demon slaying. Simon Katich doesn’t shave this morning and now has a beard, which is instrumental in his bearding up a quick century, before a mid-pitch collision with Gambhir that leads to his run out. Both players are summoned before Chris Broad for spirit of the game violations.

Ricky Ponting comes in last over before lunch and hits 28 off Kumble to get his eye in. The next two sessions are absolute mayhem with Ricky and Haydo’s going at 9.33 runs an over. By stumps Ricky is on 281* and Hayden 401* of which 202 came off Zaheer Khan, or Haydo’s bítch as he’s now known. Australia are sitting pretty overnight at 1/788. Brian Lara is spewing to have lost both big records in the same series.

Ricky and Haydos retire overnight and Australia open Day 4 with T20 specialists Cameron White and Shane Watson batting. They bat for exactly 20 overs and put on a further 220 runs (White 118* and Watson 102*) before Ricky declares 395 runs ahead at 3/1008.

Katich opens the bowling with Brett Lee. In his first over he has Sehwag caught and bowled off the back of his bat when his reverse sweep gets all tangled up. Next over Gambhir charges down the pitch at Katich, but Simon says no and fires the ball hard down leg. Haddin completes the stumping.

Dravid is caught the very next ball by Ponting who still refuses to wear a helmet at silly mid and Katto’s on a hatrick. VVS walks to the crease to the sound of 350 Indian fans screaming (another great day for crowd attendance). Katto bowls him the wrongun and VVS again fails to pick it, shouldering arms to the ball that beards him outside the line of off but has done enough to convince Billy to raise his crooked finger. 4/28.

Tendulkar is next to go, retired hurt by a corker of a delivery from Stuart Clark, that picthed on a good length and reared up viciously, smashing him on the neck. A helicopter is flown in and Tendulkar is medically evacuated. I hope he’s ok.

Play resumes and Ganguly takes 6 minutes to appear at the crease, and even then with two left gloves. Ponting appeals and the Prince of Calcutta is timed out.

Full credit for Dhoni’s wicket goes to Steve Waugh, though I doubt you’ll hear that story from Cameron White. Dhoni blocked a regulation straight delivery then it bounced back towards the stumps only for Dhoni to knock it clear with his gloved hand. Handled ball. White cried. Again. 7/84, 311 behind.

Brett Lee and Stuart Clark cleaned up the tail, with only Mishra providing some resistance with a hard fought 120. Australia win by an innings and 240 runs. Katto beards man of the match. True Story.

Simon Katich vs Gautam Gambhir

Here’s some footage from the altercation between Katto and Ghambir from the third session on Day 1.

I’ve watched it a bunch of times and from my observations there was a bit of argy bargy that almost leads to a run-out escallates when Ghambir try’s to tell Billy that Katich was cheating by getting in his way. Katto responds with “that’s f’ucking shit man”. Brett Lee comes past and throws a few inaudible words of support behind his NSW captain, then Katto and Ghambir are at it again and you hear Simon utter “F’uck off mate”. Billy steps in when it looks like they might up the ante, and Michael Clarke comes in to calm the farm. Clarke has to make a pretty solid effort of holding back Katich who by this time looks like he wants to punch on.

Does crying make you gay?

According to the rules of manhood, it’s ok for a man to cry in the following circumstances

  • grief
  • severe pain

I don’t see maiden test wicket on the list, even if it is the great Sachin Tendulkar.

If you want to go all snag then stay in bloody Melbourne with the other nancy Victorians. Can you imagine had Lillie or Thomson started bawling after making a breakthrough? I think not.

Tim Nielsen’s Blog!

Tim Nielsen - Blogger Extraordinaire

Tim Nielsen - Blogger Extraordinaire

Well what do you know, Tim Nielsen has a blog. I’m glad to see Cricket Australia embracing Web 2.0 and joining the blogosphere, utilising this technology to allow the coach to communicate with the fans.

I’ll be the first to subscribe to their feed… oh.. hang on… they don’t have a feed! Well I guess that’s fair enough, RSS has only been around since Steve Waugh became Test Captain, so no need to rush into it..

Instead of subscribing in my reader I suppose I’ll just remember their catchy URL, “http://www.cricket.com.au/default.aspx?s=nielsenblog&id=13846″ and simply type it into my browser every other day, easy as. Presumably ISAPI rewrite’s are also on the to do list?

The technical wizards have also excelled in their mastery of the Anchor tag. Check down the bottom of Tim’s blog, and their link to

“Click here for cricket.com.au’s Diaries & Blogs Page.”

And no I didn’t mess up that hyperlink, they really want us to visit “http://www./” for more of Tim’s work.

Is it wrong to make fun of big corporations with massive IT budgets who can’t grasp Internet basics? Perhaps they should hire a blogger….