Boony reckons he got a roughie on this lbw decision, to be honest it looked pretty out to me – maybe struck him outside the line of off but it doesn’t even approach Aleem Dar’s level of incompetence circa 2005.

What I love about this clip though is just how pissed off the little Tasmanian gets. Swearing his head off at the umpire and all the way to the boundary and then some. The crowd duly pitch in with the búllshít chant and everyone gets on with the game.

I wonder what penalty Boony would cop for this under today’s ICC Code of Conduct? It’d have to be a Level 2 offence minimum as he is definitely “showing serious dissent at an umpire’s decision by word or action” in addition to “using language or a gesture that is obscene, offensive or of a seriously insulting nature to another player, umpire, referee, team official or spectator.” A Level 2 offence would cop a 50% to 100% of match fee fine in addition to a 1 Test or 2 ODI ban.

Here’s a few recent examples of dissent and the penalty imposed

Level 1 offences

Lecture

Stuart Broad questioned the verdict of umpire Russell Tiffin to award a wide.
“I got called into the match referees’ office for dissent, but it was just a talking-to, nothing more than that.” said Broad “I’d have probably been fined my whole match fee if my dad had been the ref”

20% fine

Jacob Oram was given lbw by Australian umpire Steve Davis and openly showed his disgust at the decision by glaring at his bat then punching it on his walk away from the crease.

30% fine

Ricky Ponting was fined for moving from his fielding position towards the pitch as part of his appeal, appearing dismayed by the umpire’s decision and in the wake of that decision appearing to make a comment to the official.

40% fine

Adam Gilchrist pleaded guilty and was found by match referee Jeff Crowe to have breached the ICC’s code of conduct when he questioned a run-out decision by umpire Aleem Dar during a one-day international against South Africa.

Level 2 offences

65% fine

Virender Sehwag was on Sunday docked 65 per cent of his match fee for exchanging words with Umpire Billy Bowden after he was declared leg before wicket on the fourth day’s play on Saturday. Considering his past record, it was decided to only penalise him with a fine.

75% fine

Moin Khan stood his ground after being given out leg-before to Irfan Pathan by Simon Taufel on the fourth day of the match.

All up there’s 8 votes this round, and the images are in the same order as the poll choices. You can hover your mouse over the pictures to see the names, and can also click the thumbnails for the full size and un-cropped picture to open in a new window.

Unauthorised Warney

Leg Break articulates nicely Warne’s frustration at this

An unauthorised film would be OK, even an unauthorised play.

But a fúcking musical??

That’s just gay.

Which got me thinking, Which products and services would benefit from the unauthorised use of Warney’s name?

• Shane Warne the Brothel
• Given Warne’s love for playboy undies (not only pictured in News of the World, Gilly also claims he took them along to Buchanan’s boot camp) playboy could release some undies with Warney’s head on them. A caption on the back could say “Bowled Shane”
• Shane Warne the Gigolo
• The Wiley Warney line of sèx toys
• Melbourne to improve it’s image reborn as Warnetown
• Winny Reds to be re-branded as Warney Reds
• The Warne academy for bowling and throwing, run by Scott Muller
• Merlin, the leg spinning machine the Poms built to overcome Warney (yep that worked) can now be called Shane
• Warney’s Dirty SexMS