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Victoria – cry me a river

January 23rd, 2009

Man Cry

Man Cry

There’s much talk about poor Victoria who will be forced to field an under strength team in tomorrow’s Twenty20 final. They’ve even tried to recruit Adam Gilchrist, which would have been awesome for the spectacle, but they obviously didn’t front up with enough cash.

Here’s who they’ll be missing tomorrow night

  • Brad Hodge – avg 42, sr 136. Top Twenty20 run-scorer in Australia. Top Twenty20 run-scorer in the world. Injured in Elimination Final.
  • David Hussey – avg 32, sr 140. Second top Twenty20 run scorer in Australia. Restrictive bowler. Playing for Oz.
  • Cameron White – avg 35, sr 154. Destructive batsman and part time bowler.

Boo fúcking hoo. I realise it’s a new experience for Victoria to lose players to the national setup, but this is something that happens to us all the time. Here’s the first choice players on our books that we’ll be missing tomorrow night:

  • Nathan Bracken – avg 19, eco 7. Worlds top ranked ODI and T20 bowler. Man-hair model. Playing for Australia
  • David Warner – avg 29.5, sr 150. Destructive opening batsman, playing for Oz.
  • Michael Clarke – avg 23, sr 130. Quality middle order batsman, economical bowler. Injured playing for Australia
  • Brad Haddin – avg 20, sr 110. Quality keeper and agressive batsman in superb form.
  • Stuart Clark – avg 18, eco 6.6. Econimical and threatining bowler. Injured playing for Oz
  • Nathan Hauritz – avg 15, eco 6.3. Restrictive bowler. Playing for Oz.

    I can’t work out why these articles only mention the absent Victorians. On the balance I’d say NSW are in fact more weakened through injury/abscence than Victoria, but obviously both teams are missing a lot of quality. Regardless, it’s hard to agree with the sob story coming from south of the border.

  • A Dissenting Boon

    January 6th, 2009

    Here’s some vintage footage from 1987/88, and I believe it does a great job of illustrating how the administracrats have taken the fun out of the game. What’s wrong with a little passion? What’s wrong with a little bit of confrontation? This is a great spectacle and is a world removed from the sanitised game we get these days.

    Boony reckons he got a roughie on this lbw decision, to be honest it looked pretty out to me – maybe struck him outside the line of off but it doesn’t even approach Aleem Dar’s level of incompetence circa 2005.

    What I love about this clip though is just how pissed off the little Tasmanian gets. Swearing his head off at the umpire and all the way to the boundary and then some. The crowd duly pitch in with the búllshít chant and everyone gets on with the game.

    I wonder what penalty Boony would cop for this under today’s ICC Code of Conduct? It’d have to be a Level 2 offence minimum as he is definitely “showing serious dissent at an umpire’s decision by word or action” in addition to “using language or a gesture that is obscene, offensive or of a seriously insulting nature to another player, umpire, referee, team official or spectator.” A Level 2 offence would cop a 50% to 100% of match fee fine in addition to a 1 Test or 2 ODI ban.

    Here’s a few recent examples of dissent and the penalty imposed

    Level 1 offences

    Lecture

    Stuart Broad questioned the verdict of umpire Russell Tiffin to award a wide.
    “I got called into the match referees’ office for dissent, but it was just a talking-to, nothing more than that.” said Broad “I’d have probably been fined my whole match fee if my dad had been the ref”

    20% fine

    Jacob Oram was given lbw by Australian umpire Steve Davis and openly showed his disgust at the decision by glaring at his bat then punching it on his walk away from the crease.

    30% fine

    Ricky Ponting was fined for moving from his fielding position towards the pitch as part of his appeal, appearing dismayed by the umpire’s decision and in the wake of that decision appearing to make a comment to the official.

    40% fine

    Adam Gilchrist pleaded guilty and was found by match referee Jeff Crowe to have breached the ICC’s code of conduct when he questioned a run-out decision by umpire Aleem Dar during a one-day international against South Africa.

    Level 2 offences

    65% fine

    Virender Sehwag was on Sunday docked 65 per cent of his match fee for exchanging words with Umpire Billy Bowden after he was declared leg before wicket on the fourth day’s play on Saturday. Considering his past record, it was decided to only penalise him with a fine.

    75% fine

    Moin Khan stood his ground after being given out leg-before to Irfan Pathan by Simon Taufel on the fourth day of the match.

    Cricket WAGS Deathmatch – Round 1

    November 14th, 2008

    Welcome to Round 1 of the Aussie Cricket WAGS DeathMatch. The rules are simple, just vote for the hottest missus in each pool. If you’re torn between two of the lovely entrants, I suggest you give bonus consideration to the one with the uglier cricketer who would never have scored such a hottie were it not for his sporting career.

    All up there’s 8 votes this round, and the images are in the same order as the poll choices. You can hover your mouse over the pictures to see the names, and can also click the thumbnails for the full size and un-cropped picture to open in a new window.

    Round 1 Pool A - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Annika McNamara Christine Padfield Sue Langer

    Round 1 Pool B - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Georgie Willis Jacqui Morris Simone Warne

    Round 1 Pool C - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Haley Bracken Anna Gillespie Kellie Hayden

    Round 1 Pool D - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Elizabeth Lee Jessica Bratich Meredith Jenkins

    Round 1 Pool E - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Mel Gilchrist Lara Bingle Amy Hussey

    Round 1 Pool F - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Danielle Small Lee Furlong Michelle Clark

    Round 1 Pool G - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Katie Johnson Karina castle Meg Hodge

    Round 1 Pool H - Cricket WAGS Deathmatch

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    Amber van Schiajik Lindsay Kasprowicz Rianna Ponting

    Unauthorised Warney Blog

    October 29th, 2008

    Unauthorised Warney

    Unauthorised Warney

    Warney’s upset because he wasn’t asked before an unauthorised Musical was made in his name.

    Leg Break articulates nicely Warne’s frustration at this

    An unauthorised film would be OK, even an unauthorised play.

    But a fúcking musical??

    That’s just gay.

    Which got me thinking, Which products and services would benefit from the unauthorised use of Warney’s name?

    • Shane Warne the Brothel
    • Given Warne’s love for playboy undies (not only pictured in News of the World, Gilly also claims he took them along to Buchanan’s boot camp) playboy could release some undies with Warney’s head on them. A caption on the back could say “Bowled Shane”
    • Shane Warne the Gigolo
    • The Wiley Warney line of sèx toys
    • Melbourne to improve it’s image reborn as Warnetown
    • Winny Reds to be re-branded as Warney Reds
    • The Warne academy for bowling and throwing, run by Scott Muller
    • Merlin, the leg spinning machine the Poms built to overcome Warney (yep that worked) can now be called Shane
    • Warney’s Dirty SexMS

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