Well, I’ll give him credit for this one – a broken hand to add to his tennis elbow yet he’s jumped back on the horse that threw him by batting. 8 overs to go, this match is set for a nailbiting finish.

Douggie Bollinger’s luck continues with Matthew fúcking Hayden dropping Ntini and the match by fumbling a regulation slips catch. Great going fúckhead, your last action in test cricket.

Bollinger to Ntini, no run, Hayden’s dropped an absolute sitter!, Ntini opened the face of the bat and edged a delivery which angled across him straight to first slip, Hayden got two hands to it towards his right and messed it up

Well, lets got Johnson back on, he knows the ball that’ll hit Smith’s hand again…