On the 13th Day of Christmas…

Posted on December 22, 2008 by Moses

Angry Queenslander can fúck off

Angry Queenslander can fúck off

the selectors could give to me

  1. Simon Katich (c)

  2. Phillip Hughes
  3. Ricky Ponting
  4. Michael Clarke
  5. Michael Hussey (vc)
  6. Andrew Symonds [needs big runs]
  7. Brad Haddin
  8. Mitchell Johnson [strike bowler - gets new ball and first massage]
  9. Jason Krejza
  10. Brett Lee [on a stern warning]
  11. Peter Siddle
  12. Doug Bollinger

However, I fully expect they’ll completely ignore the Moses XI and trust their instincts of picking out of form has beens with

  1. Matthew Hayden

  2. Simon Katich
  3. Ricky Ponting (c)
  4. Michael Hussey
  5. Michael Clarke (vc)
  6. Andrew Symonds
  7. Brad Haddin
  8. Jason Krejza
  9. Brett Lee
  10. Mitchell Johnson
  11. and a Siddle in a pear tree
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2 Responses to On the 13th Day of Christmas…

  1. Miss Field says:
    December 22, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Do you think Ponting will play better if he’s relieved of his captaincy? I have my doubts. He wouldn’t be in my XI.

    Krejza’s been dropped. http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/12/22/2453087.htm

  2. rusty says:
    December 22, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    No Watson? I’m not a fan of his, but he’s in better from than 2/3 of the rest.

    I’d have Chris Rogers, or even Marsh over Hughes, but only because they are more proven or more explosive.