Australians all let us rejoice
For Matthew Hayden’s out
Selectors finally grew some balls
And dropped the prick with gout
Remember when our openers
Could see off the new ball
Or were young enough that they could see
The cricket ball at all?
In joyful strains then let us sing
For Matthew Hayden’s out

Anyone happen to catch Haydos’ press conference on Foxsports news just now? Looks as though he had the tears up just prior – lot of red around those eyes…
Oh, and by-the-by, I’m trying to track down a video link of Aleem Dar’s LB on Kat at Trent Bridge – help?
Very good news. In comparison with the ECB ,we’re starting to look pretty sensible.