Peter ‘Holding’ Willey has a strange beard. So much so that when head Scott ‘Quokker Soccer’ Fava reads my blog tonight he’ll knock back his moonshine and join the chin-dots for Saturday’s big matchup.

Regardless of his facial Hair and his amusing name, I’m willey-ing to give him a chance.. and that’s cause he’s pro Dazza. Turns out this partly bearded clown is the chairman of the umpires’ association.

“I think everyone felt for Darrell as an umpire really,” I know I did, Inzi I’m not so sure of but we’ll say he did too.

“[Big Dazza] did what he thought was right. He wasn’t backed up and he paid the price. I am glad he has come back, I hope he does well and has a long future as a Test umpire. I’ve always found him an honest man and a good umpire.” Bloody oath.

“He is a strong umpire. Some people don’t like that.” well they can go and hold the bowlers willey.