Future Careers for Matthew Hayden

January 13th, 2009 by Moses Leave a reply »

Ready, Steady, Cook

Ready, Steady, Cook

Future careers for Matthew Hayden to consider:
  • Fishing Show Presenter
  • Celebrity Chef
  • Cook book author
  • Media Coach
  • Preacher
  • Morman door knocker
  • Third World sight screen operator
  • Sport Psychologist
  • ICL player
  • Orphanage adminsitrator
  • Media quote whóre
  • Orphan Chef (thanks Miss-Field)
  • A natural to be Leader of the Queensland National Party (Nesta)
  • Pro Wrestler (S.L.D.)
  • A life coach famous specialising in referring to yourself in the third person (Tim)
  • Weed control services (Miss Field)

any more?

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18 comments

  1. Miss Field says:

    I think he’d be very offended if you called him an orphan cook.

    It’s orphan chef or nothing.

    Miss Field’s last blog post..And now for something completely different…

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  2. Moses says:

    orphan chef it is then..

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    Moses Reply:

    I likey, I likey a lot

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    Miss Field Reply:

    You commented on your own comment. Classy.

    Miss Field’s last blog post..And now for something completely different…

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    Moses Reply:

    ah yes… I’m classy like that

    and was testing this new comment quote thingamy

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  3. Tim says:

    A life coach famous for his revolutionary methods of turning you fortunes around simply by getting you to refer to yourself in the third person??

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  4. MP says:

    We first had Dan Quayle. Then we had Dubya and he will continue for another week or so. In between we had Saddam’s Information minister who used to make watching news such a pleasure.
    Just as we are losing Dubya, we will now shortly lose Haydos and his gems as well.

    We only have Punter left to keep us entertained now. (Sniff!)

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  5. Miss Field says:

    You’re very generous with your credit to Hayden there, MP.

    Miss Field’s last blog post..And now for something completely different…

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  6. S.L.D says:

    he could also become a wrestler

    S.L.D’s last blog post..K.P makes a MESS!!!

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  7. Miss Field says:

    Weed control services?

    Miss Field’s last blog post..And now for something completely different…

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  8. Som says:

    1. Bouncer in a bar
    2. Community bully
    3. State labeller – whether it’s 3rd world or 4th
    4. Harbhajan Singh’s ‘hit-me’ toy
    5. Christ in flannel. (What would Christ do?)

    Som’s last blog post..Cricket’s immortal Mammals, Aves and Pisces XI

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  9. YellowMonkey says:

    http://monkeyatthecricket.blogspot.com/2009/01/harvey-vs-hayden.html

    Boxing perhaps.

    Probably hyping up modern cricketers like on IPL so that he gets a better rep

    YellowMonkey’s last blog post..Harvey vs Hayden

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  10. nesta says:

    A natural to be Leader of the Queensland National Party.

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    Moses Reply:

    I thought he could be more suited running for office with the One Nation party…

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    nesta Reply:

    Same thing, different name. The Queensland Redneck Movement has many guises.

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    Moses Reply:

    so many rednecks in new texas they need several parties to cover all their factions.

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  11. Miss Field says:

    Oh yes! They can exchange orphan recipes.

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  12. Suave says:

    I don’t know how I missed this, but Moses, if I was that way inclined, you’d be getting Suave love right now!

    Lucky you.

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