Future Careers for Matthew Hayden

Ready, Steady, Cook

Ready, Steady, Cook

Future careers for Matthew Hayden to consider:
  • Fishing Show Presenter
  • Celebrity Chef
  • Cook book author
  • Media Coach
  • Preacher
  • Morman door knocker
  • Third World sight screen operator
  • Sport Psychologist
  • ICL player
  • Orphanage adminsitrator
  • Media quote whóre
  • Orphan Chef (thanks Miss-Field)
  • A natural to be Leader of the Queensland National Party (Nesta)
  • Pro Wrestler (S.L.D.)
  • A life coach famous specialising in referring to yourself in the third person (Tim)
  • Weed control services (Miss Field)

any more?

18 thoughts on “Future Careers for Matthew Hayden

  1. A life coach famous for his revolutionary methods of turning you fortunes around simply by getting you to refer to yourself in the third person??

  2. We first had Dan Quayle. Then we had Dubya and he will continue for another week or so. In between we had Saddam’s Information minister who used to make watching news such a pleasure.
    Just as we are losing Dubya, we will now shortly lose Haydos and his gems as well.

    We only have Punter left to keep us entertained now. (Sniff!)

  3. I don’t know how I missed this, but Moses, if I was that way inclined, you’d be getting Suave love right now!

    Lucky you.