Went for beers at The Oaks tonight, two different blokes confused me for Katich. Must be the cheap wine and the three day growth.

When a third asked my name I introduced myself as Katto.

He said “Katto the cricketer?”

To which I replied, “Indeed, hope you saw some of the 1506 runs I made this year”.

Pissed bloke came back with “Is that really how many runs you made? That’s a shitload”

To which the right honourable Simon Katich/pissed Moses replied “That’s why we won the Shield.. agian. Godddammmm NSW ROCKS! Now buy me a drink Ho”

I hope any of you would have done the same. The Carlton Draught he bought me was fair compensation for my blogging during the game.

Ken, Oath.